College was supposed to be the start of something great. A fresh chapter. Cue the slow-mo walk to my destiny. Yeah. No. My best friend bailed for state school, my cheating ex is still in town and suddenly allergic to boundaries, and my math professor? I’ve imagined their untimely demise seven different ways. Before midterms. Romance? Please. I’ve considered becoming a nun in Romania more times than I’ve been asked on a date. (Do they even have nuns there?) Just when I think things can’t get worse, in limps Norma Lee—less knight-in-shining-armor, more one-legged petty thief. But maybe chaos is exactly what I need… or maybe Norma’s about to teach me how bad life can really get.